My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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