Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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