Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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