Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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