dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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