nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
apparently the secret to your success is patron
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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