That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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