just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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