It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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