rhymes with "ouble enetration"
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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