I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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