not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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