Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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