he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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