I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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