Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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