Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
