Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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