Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I would ride that face into the sunset
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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