About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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