I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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