I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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