Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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