i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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