Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
handjob tips. give me some.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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