With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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