Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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