alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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