we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
How does one acquire holy water?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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