We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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