nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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