Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
