We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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