Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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