I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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