I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
