I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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