Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
She needs sedatives and a leash
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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