school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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