Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
