I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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