I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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