I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
and you fell through a lawn chair
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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