Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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