dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Randomize
