Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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