I cockslap morals
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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