Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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