So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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