Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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