You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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