Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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