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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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