can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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