i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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